The Dawg House
W4101 River Road
P.O. Box 116
Waubeka, WI 53021-0116
262.692.2011
Kelly is fun
she makes drinks
and make happy fun, fun, fun
dawg house beer for me to pee out
and then go home to sleep it off
thank you dawg house beer
for the trots the next day
good job kelly
Jesse Schweiger
Deep Thoughts From Our Customers
(while shooting darts) "I couldn't hit the floor if I fell out of bed"
(while ordering another beer) " you gotta spend money to make money"
Patron : "What are those stupid horses in africa called?"
Bartender: (Laughing) Zebras
Patron: ok they're closer to donkeys
"Brains are important"
(talking about burning wood) " that red oak sure puts out some RPM's"
Onwer: so when is Patron B done with his house arrest?
Bartender: I think December
Patron A: So once he is done is he on probation and can not drink....or....
Bartender: (Silence)
Patron A: Not that he needs to drink.... Not that any of us need to drink.
Bartender: (Silence)
Owner: Well I sure the F%#K need to drink
Patron A: Well it does pass the days
Patron A: So What Have you been up to lately
Patron B: I Have been taking a lot of naps lately
